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Monopoly LONGEST Game Ever is my Actual Nightmare

Tabletop article by Robert N. Adams on Wednesday, November 27, 2019 - 11:00
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Have you ever thought to yourself, "Man, I wish this game of Monopoly lasted even longer?" No? Yeah, me neither, but the absolute madlads at Hasbro decided to go ahead and make Monopoly LONGEST Game Ever, a game that is solely designed around torturing you for as long as possible.

If you've never played Monopoly before, good. Don't. If you have, you have my deepest sympathies, and I apologize for any family game night-related PTSD this may cause to resurface.

 

Typically, a game of Monopoly is over when all of your opponents have gone bankrupt. Monopoly LONGEST Game Ever mixes up that formula by setting a new victory condition: you need to own every piece of property. There's a bit more to it than you might think, but it's still a vastly different win condition.

Central to this longer and more torturous version of Monopoly is a redesigned game board. Look upon the game board, ye mighty, and despair.

 
Monopoly LONGEST Game Ever game board
Not included: a bottle of whiskey and a revolver with one bullet.

The Redesigned Game Board of Monopoly LONGEST Game Ever

Monopoly LONGEST Game Ever has a redesigned game board that may have been created by an actual masochist. The core change is pretty straightforward: they've tripled the number of properties in the game. These aren't new properties, mind; they've just made two copies of everything. So yes, there is a Boardwalk, but there is also a Boardwalk 2 and a Boardwalk 3.

The game will only end when someone owns the following:

 
  • 16 streets
  • 4 railroads
  • 2 utilities
  • all the properties

If there's someone in your life who loves tabletop games and you hate them with a burning passion, you can buy Monopoly LONGEST Game Ever exclusively at Amazon right now at the price of $19.99 or your regional equivalent.

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What do you think of Monopoly: Longest Game Ever? Is this the sort of game you'd love to play? Let us know in the comments below!

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Robert N. Adams

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I've had a controller in my hand since I was 4 and I haven't stopped gaming since. CCGs, Tabletop Games, Pen & Paper RPGs - I've tried a whole bunch of stuff over the years and I'm always looking to try more!