Don't you just hate that? Having to walk around and whack some round silly thing with a piece of metal. Then you gotta hop in some silly golf kart, chase after it, and whack it again! What is this, soccer?There's a guy who keeps yelling at you to hurry up because he wants to putt in that hole next. What a blowhard. Wish I could punt him away instead, or a bowling ball! Well, in What The Golf? that's exactly the kind of madness you'll get to experience! Play golf in literally any other way or any other object than what befits golf! Golf a house! Extract toast! Make a horse take a dive! Who needs Cat Forest, the famous golfer, when you can golf your own desk!?
