What if Pong had RPG leveling, dialogue options, and fireballs? What if you could romance your fellow paddles? What if your character quoted Mass Effect memes? That's Hypergalactic Psychic Table Tennis 3000 in a nutshell. A crazy conversion of one of the oldest games in history, Table Tennis 3000 unfolds like a Russian nesting doll, unveiling crazy off the wall secrets with every new round played.
Paddle your balls! The hypergalaxy's premiere video table tennis role playing experience. Explore the hypergalaxies in the year 3000 or so to become the ultimate paddle champion. Learn new skills, cast devastating spells and put someone's underwear on your head whist riding a swamp beast!