The Humble Hot Date Bundle Will Sooth Your Soul

Published: March 26, 2019 4:20 PM /


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The Humble Hot Date Bundle is here! If it's not obvious from the name, the Humble Hot Date Bundle is all about dating sims and romance. There's a wide selection of titles here including vanilla stories, classics of the genre, and some just plain weird things.

Let's get right to breaking down the games in the Humble Hot Date Bundle!

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Creature Romance: Kokonoe Kokoro is a game about dating your childhood friend. Also, your childhood friend is a gigantic humanoid grasshopper.

I told ya'll it was gonna get weird up in here.

Highway Blossoms is a yuri (READ: lesbian) romance novel set in the gold rush. Featuring "at least tens of words", this heartwarming tale develops a relationship between two girls who meet by happenstance in New Mexico.

Just Deserts—yes, "deserts"—is set in a world that has been beset by an alien invasion. You'll have to manage energy, health, and money as you try to romance one of five girls in your perilous travels across the land. This one features a day/night cycle and a pretty hefty amount of gameplay—the devs estimate it'll take seven hours to reach just one of the endings. Value!

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Ladykiller in a Bind is like the total opposite of vanilla stuff. Crossdressing, a bit of BDSM, and copious amounts of lesbian sex make Ladykiller in a Bind a title not for the faint of heart. It's an intriguing story, but it's certainly not for everyone.

Purrfect Date - Visual Novel/Dating Simulator is about dating cats. Featuring six different cats, six playable humans, and six chapters, this strange game gets downright demonic. It's the perfect thing to play if you like oddball stories or if you want to open up a portal to hell.

Genital Jousting is about controllable dongs that fight each other. No, really.

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G-senjou no Maou - The Devil on G-String Voiced Edition has surprisingly little to do with demonic strippers. You take on the role of Azai Kyousuke, the son of a well-known gangster. His world is shattered when a beautiful girl named Usami Haru comes to town alongside a criminal known as "Maou". G-Senjou is just as much about its intriguing plot as it is about the romance!

Sunrider Collection features three pieces of content in total:

  • Sunrider Academy
  • Sunrider: Liberation Day - Captain's Edition
  • Sunrider: Liberation Day - Theme Song DLC
Sunrider: Liberation Day, is the second title in the Sunrider series after the free Sunrider: Mask of Arcadius. Liberation Day mixes turn-based tactics RPG featuring awesome mecha battles with a visual novel storyline because why not.

In spinoff Sunrider Academy, You'll play as a student of the prestigious Sunrider Academy who has been shanghaied into the role of school club manager. No, you're not the manager of a school club—you're the manager of all the school clubs. It's a chance to spend more time with the characters from the Sunrider universe in a very different setting. You'll have to sort out all of their problems and you're sure to meet some interesting ladies along the way!

It's also a great time to get into this franchise as the developers have just announced Sunrider 4: The Captain's Return on their Patreon page!

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In addition to these games, the Pay $10 or More tier of the Humble Hot Date bundle will net you a 20% off coupon for National Park Girls and Heart of the Woods.

National Park Girls ($4.99) as you playing as Eve, a park ranger in Yosemite National Park. She loves her job, but some of the other denizens are weird. Why are Yosemite's ears so long? Why does Yellowstone have a friggin' volcano on her head? Uncover these strange mysteries and you may just find a little love along the way!

Heart of the Woods ($14.99) is all about exploring the supernatural mysteries of the world. Oh, and lesbian love, just like half the games in the bundle for some reason. As Maddie and Tara take a trip to the mysterious village of Eysenfeld, they'll discover ghosts, a mysterious curse, and a whole bunch of other strange phenomena! Clocking in at a hefty 130,000 words, this is definitely a worthwhile read for fans of paranomal activity!

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Clannad is like if The Matrix tried to come up with the perfect program to depress you. This particular visual novel is one of the definitive classics in the genre and has a longstanding reputation for being one of the saddest romantic stories produced in recent memory, right up there with Your Lie in April. Like many popular properties, it has also spawned its own anime (which is just as sad as the visual novel).

Welp, that's it for the games we're highlighting in the Humble Hot Date Bundle! As always, you'll also get 10% off of your first month of Humble Monthly if you spend $1 or more. Go ahead and hit up the Humble Hot Date Bundle page to pick it up for yourself! You have just under two weeks to get it before it's gone for good.

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What do you think of the games in the Humble Hot Date Bundle? Are there any visual novels that you feel they should have included? Let us know in the comments below!

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