Is the wait for Mass Effect: Andromeda killing you with anticipation? Are you one of those already getting hot and bothered over the new alien race? Do you have an active subscription to Fornax magazine with its “full five-sensory stimulation”?
Then let BioWare and Cards Against Humanity tide you over with a special limited edition Mass Effect themed 14-card pack for the low price of $1!
— BioWare (@bioware) February 22, 2017
BioWare knows what their fans want, embracing the fact that the Mass Effect series is effectively ‘alien sex simulator’ for a great number of their most vocal fans. If the writers had their way, we could have had up to 700 more raunchy alien sex cards.
Alas, Trin Garritano, director of events and promotions at Cards Against Humanity, had to step in to stop the insanity (and the fun).
“Whenever we’d look at the list of cards their team preferred, it was only cards about fucking. We had to push through a few non-sex cards just to widen the appeal of the deck.” – Garritano
How NSFW could the entire set be? According to Garritano, fans can look forward to such cards and imagery as ‘an armored Krogan war-clitoris’. Clearly, this set was made for the alien xenophiliac in all of us. All 99% of Mass Effect fans.
The limited edition set will be only available while stocks last, so be sure to grab a pack as soon as possible. Fem-Shep’s love life depends on it!
Who do you ship Fem-Shep with? Trick question, it’s always Garrus. Will you be buying a card-set, or a dozen? Let us know in the comments below!