In the latest news from the Jim Davis estate, Garfield has teamed up with beloved edgy 90s icon Bubsy in Dear Jon. Featuring a midnight release on October 13, the game features puzzle-solving elements in a spooky haunted mansion. Jon Arbuckle, owner of the titular feline, has gone missing. Without any other recourse, Garfield is forced to enlist the help of an old acquaintance. Our very own Don Parsons has already interviewed the team behind the Bubsy revival.

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“We took a lot of inspiration from classics such as Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem and Luigi’s Mansion,” said lead developer Jonathan Christie. “Of course, that’s only part of what we want to do with ̕De͢ar Jo͘n.̀”

What could possibly go w̹r͇̣̙̳͉o͚͎͓n͖̯̺͓ͅg̺?

Garfield, invented by Jim Davis in 1978, has starred in just about every media adaptation on the planet. Works involving the làs͡a͘g̶n͡a̸-loving feline include books, movies, TV shows, and even other video games. It chronicles the day-to-day life of a lazy cat, along with his owner, Jon Arbuckle, and rival pet Ö́̂ͦͯ͠diͤ̽͜ĕ̆.

It appears that G͚̦ͅar̹f̙̙i͕̩e̲͔ͅl͈d will not be the playable character. Instead, screenshots appeared to depict Jon running around a derelict house. His HUD included features such as a healthbar, item, and emotional state. A strange insectoid creature appeared to be tailing the imperiled pet owner. Perhaps a reference to classic Maniac Mansion? More screenshots depicting Bubsy running around a ghastly-looking attic were shown, a spidery monstrosity creeping up by him.

Perhaps D͎̞̤̥̗͎̲͒̾ͪ̇̋̉ͯe̺̱͖͓͍͇̓ͅầ̼͇͂ͥ̿̉r̳̘̤͈̣͉̜͙ͪͬ̂̈́̄̉͊͌ ͚̤̝̟̜̩͔͓͊̏̈́͊͛ͥ̐ͯJ̭͎͑ͪͭ͂̑ͅo̘̳͍̗͈̼̝̓̏͑͗ͮ͂ň͉͋̄͐̏̂̾̂ͯ isn’t the family-friendly experience that J͔̦͉̦̰̋ï͉̽m͚̭̤̩̮̾ͫ ͖̲̱̈D͐͆͐a͇̟̟̮̪̅v͖̗͙̟̻̽̃́̓i̗̩̬̐̋ͪs͉̼̺̲̩ͯͥ͆ is looking for. After attempting to reach out to Christie for more commentary, there was no response from the studio. As always, TechRaptor will continue to follow Ď͖̰ͮ͋̇͟͞ę̖̙̣̫̥͖̼͓̤ͭ̐̃̈́̽͆̀́a̠͕̩̭͈̪̱͚̿̐ͦr̶͙̘̝̞̦̋̐ͭ͊ͣ͗̌ ͖̭͈̖̝ͣ͊̔̄̊̂ͮ͘J̫͖̱͎̪̻͓̱̠ͦͦ̉o͙̱͓̱̰͂͐̒̇̎̃̍ͤ͟ͅn̯̻̯̪̞͙̥̒̈̈͡ͅ’̧̨̳̥̰̮̺̦̹̹̒̓̌ͩ̉s̜ͪ͑̓ development until its upcoming release. Expect another teaser July 29, National Lͭ́̑ͤͪ̏̑ͯͥ͗͐̋̆͛ͨͥ͏̶̤̥̣͕̻͠a̎̆̃̈́ͨ̽ͦ̒͑ͤ̈̈́̈́ͨͫͦͮ͊͏̡̨͖̭͙͈̟̲̬̣̫͍̠̙͓̘̫̰̠̯͡͝ͅsͭͣ̏̔̉̿̕͠҉̟̪̮̪͓̱̞͎̪͠ͅa̢ͫ̏ͬ̏ͣ͗̇͜͜҉͕̲̦̜̻̰̭̝ͅģ̸̸̦͚̠͎̳͖̟̱̺̞͇͗ͮ͒͗̌̊̾̃ͩ̉̊̐͟͟n̵̴̬͙̜̘̦͍͔̞͉̊̓́̅̔̂̏̏ͮ̐͋͋͑͆͐̚͢͠ͅa̸̶̡̰̙̫̝̖͈̦ͤ̆͑̈͊͑͋̾͗̌̾ͭ̒ͯͦ͊̅͊͠ ̧̡̡̲̼͖̪̟̫͈̫͓̮̻ͯ̐͗̒ͨ̓͑͐ͥͤͩ͗̉̒ͯ̈́̐́͟D͔̫̥̼̭̦̼̮̯̣̫͚̣̼͓͇ͩ̆ͪͬͣ͌ͪ̐̅͌ͬ͐̌̈́͊ͦ͒ͭ́a̢̛̫̥̮͉̫͉͔̞̲̩̯̤͂̈́̐͐̓ͯ̄̈̿͘ÿ̫̫̞̞͚̠̥̟̹́͗̓͆ͥ͌ͩͭ͌̄ͩ͑̿ͮ͋͂̇̚̚͡!̠̳͕̟̙̰̰̬̟̠̰͙͈̫̗̲̟̦̈̑ͮ͂̃̀͋̽̆͗̔́͡͝

What do you think? Could this be the survival horror Ģ̢̻͚͖͗́̾ͩ͆ǫ͇̙̹̌ͩͣ͟ṙ̴̢̦̘̹̱̈͑̊ͥë͉̳̝ͮ͆̈́̒̑f̦ͮ̾ͫ͂̀͛̂̚͝ï̘̥̜ͥ̔̔̉e̴̢̟̣͇̎̋̿͆ͬ̀l̬̫̺̘͖͈ͫ̉̎ͨd̄ͤ̅̿ͦ̚͏҉̜̟̥ game that we at TechRaptor have been waiting for? Let us know in the comments! While you’re waiting for Ḑ̼͚̙͇̤̫̂̀͂̽ͤ̅̋͗̓̿̈͝ͅȅ͊͂̏̔͊̾̽̄̆ͭ̊ͩ͌̈́ͧ͜͏͎͕̲̬̦͜a̵ͧͬ̐͋͌̂̌ͣ͑̉̚͠͏͞҉̥̭͉̣̻̼̬̲̳͖̻̹̰͈̮̣ͅŗ̸̻͍͙̗͔̠̥̭͙͕̗͎̭̼̺̐̈́̐͘ͅ ̵̰̘͇̻̠̥̰͚͇̮̬̀ͭͫ͐ͣ̐̋͒̂ͩ̒̽̿ͭ̃ͯͮ̀J̛̩̭̟̫̮̱̺̺̜̼̠̫̙̠̾̈́̔̍̆́̓͛͒̚͘͢o̸̸̦̯̜̓ͪͫ̌͗̐ͤ̌ͤͬ̃̋̏͘͟ň̷ͩͩ͗ͭ̚͏̨̘͉̤͔͈͍͎, why not check out L̶̋̓̎ͭͩ̓҉̷̩̺̹̣a͉̣̻̗̤͚̫͊̽́s̭͓̖̤͖͙͎͇͊̍͊ͫ̈ͪ̚͝a̛͖̫̓͋͘ģ͚̬ͭ́ͩn̺̥̖̠̆̏ͧ̄ͬ͝a̬̘̳ͯ̔́͠͝ ̸̻̱̫̗͍͔̼̄͟͢ͅB͎͍̭͉͕͎͖̼̐̌͛̕ơ̞̭ͣ̔̆͌̅̓̅̕y̪̹͔̰̎͋͗̏ͧͮ́ to scratch that copyright-friendly indie itch?

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As TechRaptor’s unofficial survival horror aficionado, I am thrilled to experience G͔̲͎̠͖͔̘̝̰͖͖̾̉ͭ̉͑̈ͨͥ͊̈ͪ̇̃̋͛ͩ͋͛͟͝͡ơ̴̊ͩͬ̌ͨͣ͊̔̐͏̩̼̯̝̱̺ŗ̭̻̙̟̺̞̩̭̹̱͚̣̖̥͕̎ͪ̈́ͯ̐ͪͣ̅ͧ̚͜ͅͅe̢̋ͯ̂͊̀ͩͪ̊ͯ́ͧ̾̂ͨ̚͜͏̹̝̲̝̗̥̟̱̺͍̹̝̻̥̭̺̻̪̥f̶̰̩͍̠̪͍̬̮̻̖͙͍͆͊͑̈́̌̄̒͒̇̆̅͛̄ͪ̓̀̚i̡̛͚̬̭̮̠̩̪̜̤̙̥͚̮̞͍̜͆́͂̉̿̊̽͐̎ͭ̓̈́̾ͦͤ̀͢e̷̪͙͕͇̼͙̪̣̲͎͋ͦ̈́͗͠l̉̽ͯ́͏̶҉̢͙̦̣̰̻̥d̸̂̋̏͒ͮ̓ͣͬͯͭ̒̆ͦ̚͏̨̧̼͇̦͓̮ ̙͔̳̲͐ͣ͐ͪ͆͘͡ą̶͔̠̰̖͍͔̰͍͎̞̼̺̤̞̜̬̉̑̍ͣ́̾̐͟ṅ̶̵͓͍̭̳̠̝̪͕͎̈ͯͭͦ͜͞d̷̠̫͎͉͍̹̖̼͓̯̿ͪ͊ͤ̏̌̆ͮͦ̚̕͟ ̴̢͕̜̤̲̱͎̩͍̤̖͙͆͋ͪ̍̍̇̃̉ͯ̓ͧ̓̽͘͜͝B̵̡̜͍̜͙ͩ̒̆͑̆̓̿́ͬ̌̊͜͟ṵ̷̸͓̗̤͇͔̖͙̬̥̣̼̠͍̻̓́ͫ͆̾̃ͤ̇̈̀̓̈͑̉̇̐̄̈́́͢b̵̛̖̲̖͓͍̱͒̋ͣ͝š̶͉͉͇͈̻̹̯̲̤̪̹͙̯̰̄̃̅̿͆̐͗̿͐̓͐̌ͯ̓͂̚̚̚͝y̨̿̍̾ͮ͋̿̆̋̐͊͑ͩ̽̎͛͟͡͏̨̯͓͓̰̮̟ͅͅ’̴̸̬̪̲̞͍͔ͪ̋ͪ̍̽̃ͣ͛͆̂͂̔̓̉̋ͧͧş̸̈̽̐̄ͨ͌̓̑ͨ͐̽ͬͮ͗͏̴͔͙̣͙͖͓͕̜̯͈̮̹͎͈̞̻́ ̵͕̻̪̪͙̼͍͂̋̑̑̍ͣ̉ͣ̇̂̈̃̏a̡͍̫̹̻̬̮̜̤͇̩̱̟ͩ͑̑ͅd̡͖̪̥̼̹͎̟͆̆͐͐̅̑͆ͬͭ̈́͛͗͒͑ͨ͢v̅ͨ͒͆͑ͧͦͯͫ̈́̆́͗͏̵͎̤͇̳͉̯͇̼̭̜̺͍̲ȅ̒ͫ̓͛ͣ͊̄̄̓̌̚҉̪͎̩͇̞͕̥͙̹͘͝n̸͋͊͛͑͏̶̼͉̯͉͚̟͔͙͇̝̜̜͔̺̭̮ͅţ̴̬̹̥̺̫͈͚̹̤̹̘̄̿̆͐ͩ͂̏́̿̾̔̂́u̴̱͈͖͇̬̺̺̲̞̟̰̜̜̹͇͓̳̘͑̽̈̿̅̾ͪͪ͐̉̐͋͂ͣ͒͂̀̚͝r͙̜͖͔͖̖͕̝̬̩̞̋͆͒ͫ̊ͤ̿͂̿̆͜͞͡͞ȩ̛̻͔̬̯͇̝̩̠͈̰͕̣͉̖̣̥̒ͦ̓̌ͮ̌̈ͨ̃͑͊̄̐̃̕ͅͅs̷͔̲͚͓̮̬͌̈͐ͤ͂ͪ͛̇̀̕͘ ̴̡̘̗̺̪̪̤̟̲̹̖̰͓͍̻̙͔͈ͮͥ̇͒̔͆̾̈̎̈́ͤ̽̇ͭ̉ͥͅi̷̸̡͓͈̹̥̤̼̰͖͖̯̤̯͎̹̬̳̗̞ͭ̎ͩ̒͌ͨ̿̑ͩͭ̅͠ͅn̺͇̰̩͇̂̋̽̽̊̈́̽̎̅̊̎ͤ́ͩ̄̅̆̾́͘͞͝ͅ ̵̧̳̟͎͉͙̥̗̭̘̪̠̑ͥ̄̿͛̏̂̊ͭ̐̾̄́́̕͡D̷̹͎̮̳̥͚̂͋̓̉̑ͧ͑͗̂͛̄̕ḛ̴͙̼̟̦̝̓ͯ̓͛ͨͭ͗ͮͪ̈́̄ͪͤ̌̓̓ͥ̚̚ͅa̵̴̸̢͍̲̻̣̝̲̖ͬ̒͌̌ͫ̌ͤ͋ͨ̑ͬ̇ͣͥ̀r̸̜̣̙̫̗͖̯͓̥̦̮̘̯̘̝̙̫͍͗̒̇̉̐͗ͮ͐ͫ̌̕ͅ ̵̱̝͓̘̬͈̮͔͈̮͗̂̐ͫ̈ͥ̄͘͠͝J̴̭̰̱͎̼͈̟͍̬̗͇ͧ́ͨͧͫͦͥ͂̄̓ͯ̏̃͂͌̇͞o̡̱̙̞͎̜̜͕̩̜̺̹̬̭̝̻͓̖͖̬ͪͧ̂̂͒̍̃̀͟͝n̢͕͔̺̪̗̦̬̥͂̂͒ͮ̓̉̏͗ͧ̉̋͂͑̍̚͜.̯͙̮͈̳͉̗̳͙̙́͑ͮͨͥͮͧ̍͌ͮͬͫ͛͋ͫ̚͢͡ͅ ̛̟̤̱̟̪̥̣̒ͭ̾ͧ̆ͣͤ̓͆̓̂́ͅI͓͓̦̺͙͕͕̲͙͓̲͍̭̠̦̮͛͊̓̑̇͑̎ͯͪ̂̄̅̈́̀̚ ͋̎͆̾̄̌͂҉̮̜̮̙h̻͈̼̪̫̟̬̩̥͛̀̃̒̂̿̓̓̈̎̓ͧ̓ͦ́́o̴̺̪͚̙̾̾͐̋̀p̔ͭ̈̐҉͏̷̩̱̹̖̘͙̼̠̻̣̩̰e̢ͨ͋̌͐̏͜҉̙͉̳͇̩̱̗̰̺͚̜̙͚̘͓̘͢ ̵̩̪̫̣̯͎̥̖͚̬͖̱͇̟̣̑̎̔ͨ͜͡ͅťͩͩ̊ͫ҉̩̘̱͉͎̞̻̘͖̼͟h̡̡̥̼̺̝͍͍̮͎͂ͪ̉̚ͅa͊͋́̆̽͊̑͏̰͈̩̠̣͎̲͓̙̲̣͟͝t̸̫͇͚̰͖̞̻̟̮͓̰͓̝̜̓̅̒ͦ͌̃͌̄̓ͦ͑ͩ́̚͘͞ ̡̛͔̭̔͆̃̐̏̐͐͂ͪͅǐ̸̡̟̯̗̺͓̥̫̳͈̄ͦ̋̎͛̅͌̂́ͅt̴͍̞͓̩̭̳̥̥̣̺̬͎̦̳͉ͬ̇̄ͪ̀͊ͥ̂̎͞ ͙̗͈̘̣̠̰̳͓̼̪̫̜͈̖̌̄͌̀̋͗̒̿̉͂̒ͮ͛́ͩͣ̌ͩ́͘͢͜w̸̼͖̜͎̭̗̪͓̥̫̼̖͇̳̎̃͌̉ͯͭ̀̓͛̓̍̿̽̓̐̅͟͢͝i̶̢̡̛̩͙̹̫̭͔̩ͨͨ̋̾͌̌̏̀̈͋ͪ͘ͅl̵̛̥̼͉̮̳͍̪̬̼̠̲̅̃͋ͦ͂̆ͧ͗́̀ͅl̴̐ͨ̃̇̇̍̊̽ͭ̌̇͐̾̏͡҉̢̣̟̱̳̱͚̻̹̼ ̵̨̼̦̭̺͔̦͎̹̟̙̤̙̰͖ͦ͌̈̈ͤ̔̇̍ͬ̂͗̃́t̶̨͈̳̲̻̹̼͈͕̥̜̗̱̠ͨ͌̆̾͗̈̿̓̄ͣͫ͆̑ͣ̓͆̔̄̀͡ą̵̸̛̭̮̮̖̥̭͙̖̫̦̼͈̥͉̠̳̐ͭͪͯ͛̾̍̃͝ͅͅk̶̨̢̢̤͔̮̖̳͎̙͙̫̤͉̥̄ͣ̾͑̀͐̀eͭ͐ͬ̀̓̇̐͒ͯͧ̽̇̐̀҉̷͈̞̯͍͓͔̠̙͇̗͎̘̟̦̺̩̫̣́ ̶̫̪͈͓̮͉̌͒͆̀fͩ̇̽ͧ̄̓̎̋͛̽̅̓͏҉̢̻̪̤͖̹̖a̩̙̮̟͚̾͗̇̂͊͊̔͛̌͘͢i̥͍̳͍̱̩̭̲͔͔͔̜̺̦͚ͯ̽̒̀̚͢t̶̨͚̼͎͎̗̤̹̥̤͙̙͓͙͚͚͎̖̼̻̀̈̊͋̎ͯ̀̈́͊͒͒ͨ̔́̎͑̿ͩ̌͜ḣ̛̭̩̞͕͉͍͎̯͚̣̞͈̞͚̭̱̙̿̋̃́̂̐̑̔̓ͮ̃͘͟͞f̡̙̭̝̫̦̰̘͈̖̈́ͤ̏ͫ̓̀͛͛̓͌ͪ̈́ͅu̸̢̙̗̭͕͍̼͊̂̑̐̆̐̇͊͒̅ͬ̒͘͝l̶̢̻̟̩̦̯̖̬̝̮̣̳̇̾͆͛̆͒͑̾̓̂̃̾ͣͦ̇͊̾̔̿ͅͅ ̝̯̝̠̫̞͈͍̤̟̹̓ͦ̐͑ͪ͒̂̾͝i̴̸̶͙̯͚̠̰̦͔͈͙͉̺̮̲̰̰̩̯̫͚̔͂͒ͪ͑̇ͤ̏̃͞n͔͉̤̝̠̻̥͖̥̳̝̥̼͎̳̦̺͒ͩ̈͛ͪ̀͝s̖͍͕̩̭̫̦̫̯̱̯̫̠̘͔̾ͧͬ͆͒̊̎̆̕͡ͅṕ̛̪͖̘̦͙̞̟͈̥̩͓ͩͮ͐̊̀͘í͈̼̣̲͈̯̤̖̗͖̣͕͍̇̈͂̂̑̑ͯͤ̾ͩͦͨ́͢r̴̨ͫ̂ͤ̅́ͬͧ͋ͧ́ͩ͊ͮͭ̀͛̆̋҉͓̫̙͍̝̲̹̜͕̹̜͚͖aͪ̓̊̇̐͆̈́̏ͥ̀́̊͊̽ͪ͂̎̐͋͏̘̘͉̺͈̝̼̯͈̠̳́t̜̰͚̤͓́͋̒͂̅ͬ̎̑̍ͯ͒̅͒̀͟ͅi̸͂́͒͑ͬͭ͊͂ͥͤ͌͋̈͛ͦͮͨ́҉̞͍̱̫̹̣̯͈̮ọ̴̶̢̢̪͙̦̞̥̼̤͓͕͎̭̤͙̟͔ͥ̆͆̔̚͢ͅn̶̵̮̩̼̼̤̘̱͚̜̰̠̐͒̑̅ͭ̏̀̅͢ ̄̎̃͊͑̽̔̆͋ͬ̀͞҉͙͓̝̞͔̠̰͎̜͇͚̟͇͠f̵̸̡͎͕͎̦̯͍̼̦̟̥͔̰̫͙̗̿͑̾͊̉͑ͪͮ̍ͯ̆ͣ͜͠r̡̻̦̩̱̺̻̮͇̠̰̝͕͎͖͚̠̳͓̓̃ͦ̃̈́̓̾͆̿ͧ̿ͬ̌ͥ̆͋̒̈́́o̅̃ͩͪ҉͞҉̳̜̩͇̞̩̝ṃ̴̰̺̱͕̫͍̱͔̌̈̎ͭ̄̈́̔ͬͫ̃̇ͮ͗͋̔̾͌̋̀̕͝͞ ̡̆ͥ̍͊̓̓̀͢͜͏̫̻̥͓͓̤̰͙̼b̸̥̦̞͎͖̳̝̼̟͈̬͎̫̻̓̒̋̓̋ͣ͛̐͒͜͡͞ȩ̎ͣͨͭ̃̄̓̾ͫͩ̅͏͏̼̠̼̘͍̘̻̣̠͍̭̯̰͕̰ͅl̸̷̤͚̩̩͉̳͖̣̋ͯ̆̉ͯͣ̊ȍ̑̿͂͟҉̡̛̰̬͉̖̲͍̻̱͍͍͕̫͎v̢̉͒̂̌̈̂̇ͫ̕҉̞̙̥̗̘͉͇̗̥̗̬̗̀͘e̢̡̡̛̦̠͇̗̠̗̱̫̖̪͕̟̔ͫ̓̑͌ͩ̐͜ḑ̸̪͈͚̟̭͈̗̳̩̝̬̦̼͈ͬͫ͋ͫ̇ͬ͛̆̀̇̏̾ͣͧ̌͘ ̢̡̛̛̯͚̖̟͖͈̮̠̮̱̳̥̦̬̼̩̳̱͐̈́̾̓̊̃ͮ̆̍ͭ̿͐̌͋͛͛c̷̶̵̗͈͖̰͔̥͈͖͚͔̹̺̈̒͆ͤͪ̎͋̂ͥͮ͆̽̎ͦ͐̐̉̚ͅl̴̥̩̬̘͚̝̣̦͇̤̈ͧͯͭͦ͂ͦͯ̂͑͋̈́͡a̷̴̡̬̰̮͎͖̭̺̺͕͓͖ͨͪ̋͋ͭ́̕ͅs̭̪̗̫͕͔͕͙͛ͩ̅̽́͡s̨̘̫̗̱͖̝̬̠̜͍̦̙̊ͤ̀̂ͬ̾͑͂̑ͤ̾̚̕ͅi̵̢̠͇̝̱̹̟̤͍̳͍̦̞͎̻͉ͨ͂ͭ̋͐̂̈͂ͫͮ̂ͬ̐ͨc̶̢̖̮̪̻͕̰̜̦̥̝̯͕̺̺̘̼̻̏ͯͣ͒̚s̡̧̛͇̦̣̣͙͓͍̳̦̯̱ͥ̅̆̀̇̈́͑̀͗ͬ̐̀̃̓͌ͭ ̸̷̝̤̥̯̰͙̥̈̒ͫ̔̓͌̊͋̄ͅä̸̸̘̼̫͎̪̰̯͋͂̏̑̑̀͡n̡͙̮̠͙̻̭̗̟̬͇͙͚ͯͪ̆ͤ͘d̛̫͙̝̥͇̼ͯͭ͆̒͐̇̌̉ͭ̀̚͡ ͛̿̓̑̊͑͆̆̚͏̡҉̧̝̠͓͍̩̝̯̤̲͚͍̘͕͕͢ͅẗ̶̷͈̟̦̻̭̪̙͔̪̱̪̮̤̉̊ͤ͗̀͜͝a̳̠̼̥͉̭̟̳̮̝͓̋ͮ̐ͧ͂ͨͮͤ́̈̀ͅǩ̴͊ͭͮ̉ͭͨ̂̑ͬͥͯͨ̈́̑̍͞҉̼͙̫̺̻͔͓̮͇̱͚̼̩̖́e̖͖̟͚̟͚͇͙͙̭̘ͫ͋͋̉̉̍̋͐ͮ͒ͫ̄͋́͜ ̸̥̭̯͔̲̰̗̖̮̠̟͈̰ͮ̆̆̅ͨ̆̎̂͒͞ĥ̶̡̛͙̟̰̟̱̌̏ͯ͋ͣ͊ͫͣͥͭ̂̀ͅo̸̶̅͆ͭ͑ͧͧ͐͋͏̙̥͖̣̺͉r̩̟͖̲̙̙̣͇̓ͫ̈́͛ͭ̒ͪ͊̀͘͞͞r̷̶̴̈́ͫ͆̃ͯ̔ͬͤ҉̸̣̫͍̳ơ̸̘̳̩̠̰̱̥͙̱͇̺͕̯͔̘̠͚̲͚͌ͦ̽̾ͭ͗̌̔̒̽̚͜͠r͕̭̳̺̤̲̯̙͓̦̼͂̾̌͊̓̏́̐̈́̈̄̐ͣ͊ͣ̑͜ ͯ̌̔̆̄̂ͨ̌̋̎҉̷̙͙̲̩̫͉̲̀i̵̵̛̲̩͚̗͎͓͉̱̝͇̤̩̩̘͖̰̤͎̐̉͆̆ͦ͆ͣ́̚n̢͈̫̙̋̽̔͋̌̂̓ͨ̈͌͌͋́͊ͩ̇͐͒̀͝͝ ̵ͨ͊́̃̌ͭ͑̂҉̜͍̥̮͉ͅaͤ͂͊̃̋̋ͨ́ͬ̀̒̚̚͏̪̝̲̬̜͎̘͚̳͟ͅ ̣̥͖̳̘̼͙̮̭̻̭͇̆ͨ̀̓ͦ̈̃ͪ̃̒̀̔ͯ̇̚̕͜͝͝n͕͖̭̣͖̦̘̝̰̝̬͍̤͚̝̱͎ͧ̄ͧͮ̐͟͠͝e̶̵͗̀͛̀̋͌̍̓͋̽͑̃͝͏̳͚̣̻̹̣̯̰͙w͋̑ͤ̓̈͆ͬ̋̒҉̨̧̳̖̯̦̥̳̪̩͉ ̙̠͙̣̭̭̦͇͉̟̈̍̅̂̉̉͢͡͞͡d̑̃̏ͤͮͭ͛͗́̀͢҉̘̥̜̙̪̻̝i̶̵̛͇̥̝̩̥͎̰̺̲͔͙̘̱̯̫̗̥͚̹̎ͮ͛̔ͭ̽̒͠r̛͔̘̜͓̖͎̦͇̥̦̠̗̟͓̩̱͊̏̌̽ͬ̒̃́ͬ̾̽̎̎̅̀͠͡e̷̹̬̫̻̜͕̖͍̬̫̝̖̠͐͆͗̒͂́c̷̷͕̻͔͈͇̩͙͙̫̫̰̝̲ͪ͛͛̏͌̓ͧͮ̓̄̒̐ͮ̕ţ̶͙̬͈̖̤̣̼̝̼̹̣͈̱͍̱̜͖ͪ͒ͤ̿̈̉ͮͫͥͦ͌ͥ̽̀̚͟i̢̭̦̬̗͙͚̞͔̭̺͎͔̭̹̊̿̀͒ͫ͞͝o̵͇̳̯͚̮̯̦͚͉͈͒̿̅̊̿ͥͩͥ͆̊̈́͢n̷̢̠̬̗͂ͯ̐̅̊ͯ̓̏ͪ͐ͥͪͩ́̀.̷̷̢͉͙̻̗͚́͊̎̂͗̂͌̿́̚ Jon? Jon is that you? I’m starving over here. I require lasagna, Jon.

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̧ͯ̎ͭ̓͑ͭ̌̅ͮ̓̄̀҉̪̼̦͓̩͖̬̼̤͓̞̼̘̯̺̖̭̟d̴͕̲̮͉̯̱̜̹̰̂̽͂͛̽́̾ͦ́͑ͤͧ̐͛ͯ͂ͬ́e̛̲͕͈̠̭̟͖̠̱̟̜̼̜ͣ̆ͫͨ̋̑̂͐̃̉ͥ̊mͥͮ̄͏̟̯̖̙͎̬̟̬̯̘̹͔̦̘͙̪̙̕ǫ̧̦͚̯̫̣̠̱͎͕̟͚͌̊̊͆́ ̰̱͍͔͓̜̯̝͖̋̉̑͋ͣ̔̒͌̅̃̓͋ͣ́̚͠͡h̶̹̣̲̪̦̪͈̳̘̻͔̼̪̘̗̠̟̎ͨ̈́ͣͧ͒͂ͧ̈͢͡e̢̥͓̝̬̭͓̣̯̎́ͧ͌̑ͥͤ̊̋̌͘͠ͅṟ̵̣̫͉̞͍̹͓̦͂̆͂̎ͥ̒̓̍ͯͯ̃̑ͤͤ͌ͦ̍͞e͈͎̹͌͐ͭ̉̽̌ͪ̌̂͒̔̚̕,ͮͥͮ̏͐̉̚҉̯̠̜̳͕͈̮̜̭͔̝̱̝̀͘ͅ ̸̨͈̮̫̺̠̱̰̖̺̠̳̻̓̿̐͒ͥ̀̆̀͐̑ͤ̀̽̓̄́J̶̻̜̬̘̫͚̳̼͎̠̭̪̭̞͖̳̠̟̲̋ͬ̑̑̓ͣ̑̒́oͤ̃̒̃҉̧̹̮͈̱̰̺̬̦ṅ̖͕̙̪̭̳̩͍͖̬͓ͩ͗ͧ̿̂ͮ͐̾̑͑̐ͬ̌͛͡͡.̢͕̟͍̮͍͈̣͎̗̖̱̤͔̘͍̠̳͛ͩ̏ͥ̃̆͊ͯ̉̋̂̏̂ͥ̀͜ i̛̙͚̣̦̮͈̓͐̑̋ͤ̾͗̈̾̚̚͘t̴̆̐̆͌͆̐͝͏̗̺̝͚̟́ ̴̸̖̰̜̟̟̬̩͉͈̦̟͕͍̯͕̓̒ͤ̑͌ͮ̉̄ͫ̽͜ͅͅh̨̢͍͔̣̲̻͈̲͕̥̫̗ͥ̄̋̏̎̍ͫ͛́̌͒̈́͞u̸̶̳̱̗̪̗͚̲̘̰̻̪̙̯̮̜͚̩̭ͪ̇̃ͯͣ̇̄̀̚̚͠r̸̨̜͙̰̬͔͖̲̹̤ͯ̀̽ͭ̀̍̽̓͋̓͊̐ͮ͠͠ẗ̌̌ͤ͆҉҉̢͔͚̲̪̘͉̻̼̜͎̭̲̫̻̺s̷̴͍̲̩̖̳̙ͩ̒̅̍́ͧͩͤͧ̾̎ͭ͆̌̂́͒̓̋͝ ̟̟̦̞͇͎̪̳̮̮ͤ͐ͤ͂͗ͤ͝j͎̙͈͔̲̈̈́ͯ̎̓̍ͧ̋͛͐̀͡͡͞ǫ̴̷̠̫̦͓̽ͩ̋̒ͯ͞n̶̸͕̗̺͎͙͕̮͚̙͇̖͎̗̣̠͕̎̏̈͐ͦ̑ͩͪ͗̉̿̀̃̂̿͐͌ͪ̀ͅ ̸̨̝̯̫͉̙͙͙̝͔̫̘̝̜̼̪ͤ̈́ͩ̐̆͂ͤ̂̔̉̌̓͌̊̄̒ͦ̅iͦ̿̍̈́ͮ̌̚҉̧̘̞̱̺̬̦̣̱͢t̵̴̨͕̥͖̟̥̜̼̖͖̩̗̼͎͋ͩͭͣͩ̓ͫͫ̐̾͋̉̎́͡ ̸̧̓̈̀̿̂̉҉̧̰̞̰͙͈̝̭͓̞h̴̝̣̘̭͖͙͙͈̪̉ͩ̉͋̏ͮͩ͒́͠͡u̾͋ͭ͂ͩ̊ͫ̀̔͌ͭͣ҉̱̲͔͚̼͈̘r̻͖̣͎̠̬̼̼̝̲̫͌͊͐̌ͪ͋̋̇̃̉̄̑̿ͣͨͨ̚͘͡t̵̯͍̺͚̦̦͖ͧ̆̎͂̽͂̄ͤ͑ͨ̽̑ͪ̎͘͝s̥̜̗̪̼̞̰̥̬̤̠̙̝̭̦̦͈̱͐̆ͭ͂ͨ͆͜͠ ̴̛͍̭̮̱͓̬̼̱̰̲̗͆ͥ͆̆̂ͬ̾ͥ͑̏ͪ̈́ͣ̃̿ͮ́̚i̴͉̟̗̺͈̗͙̫͇̰̝̜̘͚͔ͣ͊ͭ̓̊́̕͞ţ̬̞͈͍̠͕̩͖̥͇̗̟͋̍͆̂ ̷̨̛̼͔͖̺̞̲̤̯ͭͮͯͥ͐͒̉ͥ́̓ͮ̚͘͘h̢̡̫͓̼̩͙̟̰̩͉̠͛̽́̔͌̈͑̉͆̆͊̇̓̑ͮͫ̎ͮ̓̀͡u̸͋̈́̓ͣ̊ͧ̐̓ͯ͋͊́҉͙̭͙͔͕̝̯̯̥ŗ̘̣̭ͩͤ̓̈̚̕͝t̡̩͓̜͇̤̬̩̖̪̼̘̘̪̜̗͙͇̜ͬͧ̽ͪ͊͛̌͒̉̒͑̌̓ͤ́̈̎́͠͝s̴͉̬̥̘̞̲͙͉̺͎͇͍̬ͤͩ͌̃̌ͮ͢͢ ̵̡̽ͭ͗͐́͂̊̑́̕͜҉̭̪͇͎̣͈͔͚͙̭̝͙̘̼̱̪̬i̡̮͔̪̮̱̊̍̅ͥ̅ͫ̀t̫̰̹̺̳̖͓̬̮̣̜̐̉̏̐͗͒̔͋̍̏̈̑ͯͯ͗ͦͮ̀̚͜ ̠͎̣̭͙̩̯͓̟̣̗̩̹̥́̒̆̈́͜͡hͫ̾̔ͨ̏̓҉̣͇̯̜͔̬͙̩̀u̢͛͒̀ͫͧ͒̌̃̈́͏̡̛̫̥̻͙r̷͔̣͚̹̘̫̯̠̟̘̽ͣͦͨͧ͐͢t́̏̌̽͂̽͛ͯ̓̃̋̓͋ͭ̍̀̚҉̴̗̪̼͕̳͚̥͓̼͍͉̬̰̦̙̦̱͢͠ͅš̶̷̷̬͎͉͉̳̺̜͙͇͓̪̞̼̩̰̭̫̣̈ͯ̏̊͂̉̂͗ͭ͌͋ͧ͆͂̆ͪͮ͘͢ ̶̢̰̫̜̥̩͕͇͓͖̭͍͈͚̞̹̄̆̿͌ͧͮ̏̒̕͠͠ͅi̶̷̢͇̦̟̦̞̲̥̱̟̦̙̻̤̱̙͎̮ͥ̑ͦ̆̓͐ͩͨ̅̔̇̚͜͝t̶̛̰͖̖̣̰̮̮͈͕̠̩͉̥̠͛̂̎̄ͅ ̸̯̰̙̯̲̝͕̟̬̗̘̼̬̦̙̦̿̏ͥ̿̄ͥ͗́͛̏͌ͬ̈́ͯ̊̓ͫ͛͡ḥ̶͕͓̬̼̗̼̺̤̗̖̟̲̖̟͐͐̑͑̒͢͟ụ̰͕̟̮̯̠̮̞̖͚̖̲̒̃̍̏̎̃͑̔̊̾̓̎̀ͮ̌ͨ͟ŗ̴̩̺̜͕͓͓̫̙̹͈͔̫̥̥̠̦͇͚̊̉̋ͬͤ̌ͪ͐̂̃ͯͨ̑̽ͭ̊ͨ̕t͉̦͈̖̺̓͋̈́ͪ̏̇̎̇̊͋ͣ̊̎̿ͫ̀s̵̴̛͓͇̝̬͓̅͋̅̑̀͟ ̡̱̮̭̣̮̟̥ͪͯ͂̿͑ͅi̶̺͎͍̱͙͈̯͉͇̺̮̓̀̌̓͑ͫ̐͗̄͒ͪ̉ͮͨ͊̚ţ̥͔̬̩ͬ̃͐͊̎̓̾̈̈̋͋̆͐́͟͜͟ ̨̧͉͖͇̦͎̳̭̺̪ͣͣ͋ͮ̃͛̉ͬ̆̎͗̅͌ͤͣ͜͝h̵̖̥̼͓̦̦̞̤͌ͮ͋̎̓ͧ̈̉̊̅ͣ̈́̃̃̀͜u̡̹̯̙͗̇̋ͧ̾̿̓̆̐̊ͫ̍͜͠ŕ̰̘̰̲ͯ͛̔͋͐͂̀́͛ͭ͊͂ͬ̎͑͘̕͘͜͠t̶̨̘̘̻̦̖͙̦̪̼͚̗͇̤͑͊͛͌̀ͫ͗̃͊ͧ̚̕͟s̨̳̪̮͎̜̩̼̮̬̯͚̞͎͎̟̄̑ͭͮ̀͋̽̄̂ͫ͐ͪͪͤ̂̀̚͞ ̵̢͋̑̓̎̐͛̽ͫͫ̀̈̄̓̔̒ͦ̌̀̚̚͠҉̖̜̦̱͎͍͙̹̫͇̹̹̰̩i̸̛͗͌ͭ̃͠͏͏͕̺͙͎̣t̶͑̈́ͩ͗̓̋ͪͯ̄̉̍ͫ̂ͪͤ̿ͯ̐͝͏̻̳͔̻̲̭̖͎̭ ̸̴ͪ̐ͩͯ̿̑ͫͯ̄͏̳̜̰̭̮͙̰̀h̢͙͍͉̩̘̭̦̣͈̞͕̣͕͛͊͆̋ͮ͑̀͡u̡̠̲̖̥͇̓̏ͨͤ̇̌͗͌ͥ̏̔ͦ͒ͬ̀̚̕͡r̛̻̩̪͈͇͇̜̦̣̹͔̠̤̭̫̹͚̼̹̒̇͒ͤ̓̈́̔́̌ͨ̚̕͟t͎̰̝̩̙͚̞̯̼̭̞͖͑̎͛͐̑͆ͬ̒̉ͬ͆̈ͪͭ͛̄̎̀̕s̴̢̝͚̥͈͍͊ͨ̾ͧ̊͊͒ͭ̍ͩ̏ͫͩ̑͆̌̾́͠ ̶̌̈̿̄̇́̿͌҉̲͇͓͈̞̖̮̣̜̦̻̝̜̬̼̠̞i̸̛̟͕͈̭̼̙̮̞͔̫̬̪̱̜̣͙̠͔͚͂ͪ͂ͨ̓́̊̈̀͝t̶̰̟̬̆ͬ̅̿͟͟͢ͅ ̴̬̩͇̠̖̟͇̘̫̹̘̯́͊͐̿͊̆̊ͨ́͢͡h̯̱̟̫̭̘̘̻̭̫̔̊̄ͯͤ̾͐̏̎ͥͦ̇ͨ̎͒ͣ̾͛̕͞u͋̍ͤ̃ͦͣ҉̳̦͓̩͓͉̦̕͞r̨͖̱̰͇̝̮͖̗͓̘̘̲͖̖̠̞̝̮͊͂ͭ͒͐̎ͬ̎ͮͫ̑̃̄̍̄͒ͬ͞ͅt̵̋͆͊̍ͯ̾̃̚͏̡͕̰̞̮̲͍̣͙͘s̨̪̠̼̪̘̤̟̮̠̝ͣ̓̿̿̄̀ͫ̕͟͟ ̵̴̣̣̗̩̲̥̘͖ͯ̇̓̈́̓ͬ̀ͭ̋̾͊̄̇ͥͭ̚i̶̡͙̰̱̙̲̩̣̰̤̗̥̱̬ͬ͊͂͌͌ͮ͜͠͝ͅͅt̢̺̪̣̹͑ͭͦͯ̔̇̕ͅ ̵̢̤͉̱̩͕̍͗̉̆͊̓̌̉ͭͥ̀̊ͥͫ̓̂ͣ͘͡h̵̶̨̡̯̫͇̻͙̫̜̣̱̾ͮ̈̾ͮͪ̽̌̉̈́ͮ̉ͫ̒ͬ̂̒͠ͅȗ̪͍̗͔͙ͫ̉̑̓ͣ̇͒̈̄̍ͧ̽̽̌̃͒̓͜͝͠r̷̷̷͓̼̼̝͍͚̝̬̥͎͍̮̦̩ͤͮͬ̋̍̂̎ͥ̋̃̓̾̇ͤ̉̾͑̐̚ͅt̸̵̡̬͈͖̭̙̻̙̝̬ͪͦ̑ͭ͒͑̿̏̊̓ͧ́ͧ̌̈͋ͧ̍͋̀͜ṡ̅ͥ͗̋ͥ̔̽̉̈͛̈͘͏̨͙̠͇͎


Jackson Wery

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My mood is being able to say "I'm very tired" in as many languages as possible. I play a lot of tabletop RPGs and sometimes I will play a video game. Talk with me about survival horror.



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