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The following is a piece of (sort-of-ish) satire. Nothing in this content is to be taken at face value. Derp.

Trigger Warning: Facts.

GamerGate has become a movement that inspired many gamers to take up arms and defend what to them has been a hobby and a passion for decades from politically-slanted reviews, closer-than-comfortable interaction between journalists and developers, and the publications that throw offhanded insults at the consumers it pretends to write for. This movement, despite gaining traction over the past few months, has since plopped into obscurity… according to TechCrunch, having said that “Gamergate [sic] is the dying gasp of an old mindset”.

In a way, they are right. Just look at these abysmal statistics for the hashtag:

gamergate-hashtag Satire: GamerGate Is Over, According to Them


Or TechRaptor’s pageview count:


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Or TechRaptor’s steam curation page, which was created today and only managed to muster up over 500 followers in a matter of hours. Things really aren’t looking very well.


Mid-page reminder to TechCrunch that this article is a piece of satire.

The above graphics show that GamerGate is clearly a movement on its way to the grave. It’s been a long run, but perhaps it’s time to pack our bags. There’s nothing to see here. Move along. It’s not like GamerGate remained as popular as StopGamerGate2014, a hashtag which, according to Kotaku, had thousands rallying behind it.

Guise, never mind the fact that the SGG hashtag was (mostly) the work of a spam bot. Just look at how many dedicated Indonesians have posted wonderful tweets in support of the respectable journalists and reviewers.

The-Spambots-From-Indonesia Satire: GamerGate Is Over, According to Them


After that spam bot stopped working, the hashtag stayed strong. For realsies.

topsy-sgg-tank Satire: GamerGate Is Over, According to Them



Disclaimer: This is satire… Or is it?…….

Wouldn’t it be embarrassing if, say, someone posted an image right below this sentence that proved the above assertion?

heartwarming-tweets Satire: GamerGate Is Over, According to Them

Above are some heartwarming tweets from people who are attempting to make us all aware that GamerGate is a toxic and hateful movement.

Heck, even the peaceful and friendly folks at ISIS dropped a tag:

ISIS_stopgamergate Satire: GamerGate Is Over, According to Them

For a long time, media outlets have said that GamerGate lacks any concrete goals and will never achieve anything. Well, that’s it. They hit it the saw right in the hammer, or however you say it. I mean, who do “GamerGaters” think they are? A giant chunk of the consumer market?

It’s not like they accomplished anything in the long run. They certainly never managed to get any publication to update their ethics policies. And they would never, ever, ever donate to a charity focusing on getting more females in game development or an anti-bullying charity.

Also, it’s not like any women or minorities support this vile movement. Never mind the fact that I’m a Hispanic American.

This GamerGate thing? Yeah, it’s dead. It’s over. There’s nothing to see here. Pack your bags, folks. It’s been a great run, but it’s time to go home.

The above was a piece of satire. This is a fourth disclaimer just in case you didn’t giggle.

Miguel Leiva-Gomez

With a reputation for writing suit-and-tie articles, Miguel Leiva-Gomez needed a place to relax and let loose. Aside from deciphering the workings behind the most complex business systems, he also takes time off throughout the day to play some vidya. Ever since the early 90s when he first got his Sega Genesis, Gomez has been pressing himself to win every game he played. It was this virtually lifelong fascination with games that made him become a gaming journalist. Outside of writing, Gomez also specializes in application development using C++, C, LUA, and Python. He's also a fan of the Oxford comma and wants you to deal with it.

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